Harry Styles’ New Hair Is Better Than Harry Styles’ Old Hair

Harry Styles’ New Hair Is Better Than Harry Styles’ Old Hair

Let me be clear: I cherished Harry Kinds’ lengthy hair. All of us did. However I really like his present medium size much more. As a result of Harry Kinds’ new hair is best.

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As iconic as Harry’s lengthy hair was, I would argue it did not flatter him. He’d inform me to “Piss off, mate”, or one thing extra well mannered (and possibly not cockney), as a result of lengthy hair does go well with his iconic rocker model. Nevertheless, his hairline isn’t minimize out for that size of hair. I’m talking from expertise, right here: I’ve obtained the identical hairline and texture, and I dropped my very own all the way down to the shoulders just a few years again. The entrance portion, a peninsula of hair, jutted out nearly like a widow’s peak thanks to 2 largely recessed sides. Harry nonetheless has loads of hair, as did I, however a medium model, particularly with wavy hair, offsets the recession significantly better. It is because it doesn’t appear to be an try and deny the hair loss. (Whether or not you agree with me or not about Harry’s hair, at the very least take notes for your self right here. I’m solely making an attempt to assist.)

Let’s use Jared Leto’s lengthy hair as a fast comparability. Leto’s hair is straighter, often parted down the center, with much less recession. Pulled again or worn down, it doesn’t age him as a lot as Kinds’ lengthy, wavy, recessed hair did him.

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This is the reason I used to be relieved when Kinds chopped his hair for a job in Christopher Nolan’s Dunkirk (due this summer time). He wears it rattling effectively. He immediately seems to be youthful, however concurrently extra grown up. I sound like my mom after I say this, however I believe he’s far more good-looking with out the shoulder-length hair. He trades the bad-boy intercourse enchantment for rakish handsomeness.

And why does that matter? It actually doesn’t. Harry’s genetically engineered to be good-looking both approach. However, when it comes to the course his profession goes—that’s, David Bowie reincarnated—a shorter or medium model offers him surprisingly extra versatility than an extended, harried model. If Harry needs to maintain evolving his grooming recreation, he’ll need to preserve the hair off his shoulders. You may’t innovate longer males’s types as simply as you assume. Certain, you possibly can spotlight it, pull it again, or straighten it, however then the model begins carrying you. Try how continuously Harry’s former band mate Zayn Malik innovates his coiffure, all whereas sustaining quick and medium lengths. (That being stated, Zayn’s hairline is ideal for an extended look. Right here’s hoping he tries it out sooner or later, which appears inevitable given his adventurous grooming habits.)

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So whereas the longer hair is, in and of itself, a center finger to the established order, I sincerely need what’s finest for Harry (and Harry Kinds’ new hair). I really like the promo artwork for his first single, “Signal of the Occasions”, nearly as a lot as I really like the track itself. We obtained Titanic-era Leonardo DiCaprio vibes from it, and the picture felt like a press launch for a brand new period of Harry’s heart-throbbery.

And, when Harry debuted his new sound on Saturday Night time Reside in April (with dashing model as well), he confirmed that his 2.zero period, at the very least for now, will play to his strengths: much less pop, extra rock, much less furry, extra model. Certain, you possibly can nonetheless see the recessed hair together with his medium, coifed minimize, however that’s what any man (apart from Jared Leto and Zayn Malik) has to cope with. He sounds extra grown up, and now he seems to be it, too.

For the document, I additionally cherished One Course, as a grown man. However I believe I’ll love solo Harry higher than Boy Band Harry. He was captaining that ship, destined to Timberlake himself into standalone stardom. That’s why I’m definitely going to like solo Harry even higher—as a result of it fits him higher.

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